Cat Biographies

The Biography of Every Cat You Will Ever Hear About in Cats Illustrated

Written by Cats Illustrated (after long hours of work)

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  • Harvey

    Current age: 8 years old
    Weight: 31 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: North, Juliet, Reposado, and Coffee
    Mate: Makenna
    Littermates: Lemon and White
    Coloring: Gray all over with white patches on his belly and neck

    Harvey is a lovable eight year old, three legged cat. He has had four kittens over three litters, and loves sugar and Jeeps almost as much as any of them. Harvey has an obsession with sugar, and tries to include some in any meal he will eat. Harvey is the best wrestler in the world, and has many lovely trophies. His occupation is therapy, and Harvey has gotten an invitation from Coffee to become the head therapist of the palace. Harvey also loves Jeeps, but North has had to put a time limit on Safari after Harvey spent fourteen hours straight looking at Jeeps on Google.

  • Lemon

    Current age: 8 years old
    Weight: 29 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Harvey and White
    Coloring: Golden

    Lemon is a power hungry cat who has been able to rally falcons and make them fight through force. He was once king of the cats, but now he is in jail with only the occasional visit from a reporter or Harvey to get a quote or to have a check in.

  • White

    Current Age: Would be 8, but died 2 years ago at 6 years old
    Weight: 24 pounds at the time of death
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Mavis, Gingerbread, Naya, Stripy, Rudy, Judy, Lunch, Kiwi, and an unknown male cat
    Mate: Unknown
    Littermates: Harvey and Lemon
    Coloring: White all over

    White was a cat who had two litters of kittens, nine in total. She took care of her kittens, but soon got addicted to alcohol nearly a year after having her kittens. She left Mavis and her litter behind, and had another litter of kittens somewhere else. A tavern reported her death a few months later.

  • Mavis

    Current Age: 3 years old
    Weight: 23 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: 6, but names were withheld
    Mate: Unknown
    Littermates: Gingerbread, Naya, Stripy, Rudy, and Judy
    Coloring: Gray, with a long black stripe down her spine

    Mavis is a fierce cat with some strange predilections. Mavis is practically in love with her war ax, but would give it up in a second for unlimited cabbages. However, those cabbages would disappear in the blink of an eye if Mavis could get a magical tricycle. Strangely again, the tricycle wouldn’t last long if the option of an unbeatable war ax was on the table. Etcetera. Mavis is the second best wrestler in the world, and is not a cat to be trifled with.

  • Gingerbread

    Current Age: 3 years old
    Weight: Last recorded 24 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: Unknown
    Mate: Unknown
    Littermates: Mavis, Naya, Stripy, Rudy, and Judy
    Coloring: Deep ginger, with a white muzzle

    Gingerbread is one of White’s kits who had to go away because White, drunk, was mistreating him. His location is confidential, and only Mavis and Naya know about him. Mavis hinted at the name Gingerbread for one of Rudy’s kittens. Rudy took the bait, but Mavis has to remember to call the kitten Gingerbread, instead of Gingerbread jr.. Gingerbread now has a happy life elsewhere.

  • Naya

    Current age: 3 years old
    Weight: 24 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: 6, but names were withheld
    Mate: Unknown
    Littermates: Mavis, Gingerbread, Stripy, Rudy, and Judy
    Coloring: Tan and Brown, sort of tortoiseshell

    Naya + anything equals trouble. From breaking out of jail to causing chaos at high schools, Naya will do anything to entertain herself. Naya loves casserole, and sometimes shares her recipes with Stripy. Naya’s middle name is a lot of things, like cheater, insulter, troll, cat from hell, and I’m protective of my kittens. However, Naya has shown a soft side since she started dating North.

  • Stripy

    Current age: 3 years old
    Weight: 19 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Maroon, Stripy jr., and Midnight
    Mate: Name was withheld
    Littermates: Mavis, Gingerbread, Naya, Rudy, and Judy
    Coloring: Gray, with prominent black stripes all over her body

    Stripy is a peaceful cat who spends her time making mystery casseroles and peacemaking, her job. Stripy can work out even the toughest of problems and sort out the worst grudges, and in the end, usually the cats fighting feel okay. Stripy once was kidnapped by Lemon, and has her own grudge against him. Another peacemaker would have to sort that out.

  • Rudy

    Current age: 3
    Weight: 25 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Rudy jr., Rice, Blackspots jr., Ghost, Phantom, and Gingerbread (jr.)
    Mate: Blackspots
    Littermates: Mavis, Gingerbread, Naya, Stripy, and Judy
    Coloring: Calico, with a white triangle coming up from her muzzle, point up, golden and black on both sides of the face

    Rudy is a relatively calm cat. However, a massive grudge with Judy has caused her to show a side that even Blackspots, her mate, is afraid of. Rudy has caused broken bones to Judy, humiliation, money lost, and bloody scratches. No cat is sure what they are arguing about; it changes every single time.

  • Judy

    Current age: 3
    Weight: 23 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Hazel, Blackfur, Ice, Maxine, May, Judy jr., and Sir Maximus the Second
    Mate: Max
    Littermates: Mavis, Gingerbread, Naya, Stripy, and Rudy
    Coloring: Brown tortoiseshell, with hints of golden and dark in her beautiful fur

    Judy is a daring cat, willing to try many things. She has recently gotten into testing her chubby forelegs in how durable, bouncy, and soft they are. These actions have gotten them broken 3 times. Judy also has a massive grudge with Rudy, and sometimes has been seen writing a list of all the bad words she knew and then putting an equal sign for each of them next to Rudy’s name. This makes Rudy furious.

  • North

    Current age: 1
    Weight: 15 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: None
    Coloring: Golden Brown, but had to shave some of his fur for health

    North is a curious cat with one ruptured ear drum. He has turned a little bit paranoid thinking about all of the things that Harvey could and would do if he had a Jeep. And guess what. Harvey has a Jeep. And sometimes, gets depressed because of all of the mailboxes and trash cans Harvey has and will smash with his Jeep. North is a very important cat, with his job as a supervising behaviorist. However, he always tries to make time for Naya and his family.

  • Juliet

    Current age: 10 months
    Weight: 13 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Rice jr., Midnight jr., Blackspots III, Zebra, Graypelt, and Wilbur Spots
    Mate: Blackpelt
    Littermates: Reposado
    Coloring: Calico, with clear black coloring on the right side of her face and golden on the left, with barely a triangle of white in the middle on the bottom

    Juliet is a cat who has been through a whole lot. She has discovered an allergy to chocolate, she has been addicted to Kudo’s, and she has given her milk away to another kitten. Also, Juliet has had to break up any rivalry between Wilbur Spots and Graypelt. After daring Wilbur Spots to go outside, Graypelt has been under probation from Juliet. However, she has caught people attacking him as well as the opposite.

  • Reposado

    Current age: 10 months
    Weight: 14 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Juliet
    Coloring: Black all over

    Reposado is a long furred black cat who has a tendency to get lice and worms. This is unpleasant for her, but she has gotten used to being the first one to come down with anything. Reposado is a very chill cat, and did not react when her friend Rudyjudy caused a chain reaction which involved Makenna bolting around her. Reposado is also an amazing painter.

  • Coffee

    Current age: 8 months
    Weight: 11 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: None
    Coloring: Midnight black, like a void

    Coffee is a young cat with amazing leadership skills. He is the leader of all cats, at Lemon’s last request before being jailed. You can arrest Lemon, but his choice for the next leader of the cats won’t change. Coffee has dealt with a strange cat who had come back from the dead as an ambitious spirit, and cats are starting to respect him more, despite his young age.

  • Rudyjudy

    Current age: 11 months
    Weight: 13 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: None
    Mate: Ice
    Littermates: Unknown
    Coloring: Tortoiseshell, with black, orange, white, and brown fur

    Rudyjudy is a young cat who is known for starting a popcorn chain reaction that has over 65 million views on catTube. She leads a busy life, working for film companies and occasionally helping Ice with some of his detective work. Rudyjudy is a playful cat, and knows and loves Harvey from visits to his house. Reposado has been her best friend for years.

  • Sushi

    Current age: 2 years old
    Weight: 20 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Wilbur Spots jr., Sashimi, and Maki
    Mate: Unknown
    Littermates: None
    Coloring: White, with black spots

    Sushi is a cat who has gained more and more respect over time. Her mate left her very early, and Sushi was an only kitten. Her mother was killed by a dog when she was only 6 months old, and Sushi had to survive on her own for over half a year before she was taken in by a nice family. When she was old enough, Sushi bought a house. However, she has had to take therapy from Harvey because of how traumatic watching her mother die at the paws of a dog was.

  • Lunch

    Current age: 3 years old
    Weight: 22 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Stygian, Obsidian, Night, Black, Somnolent, and Rusty
    Mate: Jake
    Littermates: Kiwi, and a male cat
    Coloring: Siamese, basically a mix of brown, tan, and black

    Lunch is a lovely cat who runs a lovely luncheon. It’s called “Lunch’s Luncheon”, and Lunch’s name fits in the name of her luncheon. Her mother, White, died a month and a half after birth. Lunch had 2 littermates, Kiwi, and a male cat who White sold to a poor cat whose kittens had died of sickness. Lunch never knew her brother, and we have not been able to track him down. Lunch’s Luncheon has gotten some upgrades ever since Lunch won the lottery.

  • Kiwi

    Current age: 2 years old
    Weight: 18 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: 6, but names were withheld
    Mate: Unknown
    Littermates: Lunch and a male cat
    Coloring: Gray, with lovely black striping all over her body

    Kiwi is a 2 year old cat who has recently had kittens. She leads a very solo life, but has decided to move closer to her family because of her kittens. They need to live a regular life, even though Kiwi preferred having no set home. Kiwi is a fighter though, and has enrolled in many martial arts classes. She enjoys wrestling, and is beginning to train with Mavis and Stripy. Stripy has similar enough looks to be her twin.

  • Makenna

    Current age: 6 years old
    Weight: 25 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Step-mom to North, Reposado, Juliet, and Coffee
    Mate: Harvey
    Littermates: Unknown
    Coloring: Dark gray, and light gray in places

    Makenna is a caring 6 year old cat who has put some joy into the later part of Harvey’s life. She is a busy cat, and takes her job as a dietary scientist very seriously. One of her ongoing projects is helping Harvey put less and less sugar and caffeine into his creations (some of the “food” he makes is more sugar than all of the other ingredients combined). She has also helped Juliet find ways to break her addiction to Kudo’s.

  • Smoke

    Current age: 1 year old
    Weight: 18 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Names were withheld
    Coloring: Dark gray all over, like smoke

    Smoke is a long furred dark gray cat who enjoys school and spends his free time working on haikus. He has not published any poetry books yet, but he has posted a collection of haikus written by 13 different cats online. It was quite popular. Smoke, as a friend of North, is paying Harvey and Makenna to rent out a room to sleep in. He is provided meals and other basic niceties. Smoke is starting to feel like he is part of the family.

  • Reposado II

    Current age: 1 year old
    Weight: 17 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Unknown
    Coloring: Identical to Reposado

    Reposado II is an odd cat who does lots of wandering. He knows North because he happens to work at the Taco caT restaurant down the street from Behavior and Co.. Reposado II did not have a given name, but answered to the name of Reposado II. Reposado and Reposado II have been thinking up some plots that involve switching places in something.

  • Buttercup

    Current age: 2 years old
    Weight: 21 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: 7, but haven’t been named yet
    Mate: Wesley
    Littermates: None
    Coloring: Black, with especially long fur

    Buttercup is a lovely 2 year old cat who is known for sitting on her kittens instead of next to them. Her mate, Westley, isn’t as experienced with kittens and Buttercup has been trying to keep him away from them for the time being. Buttercup is not directly acquainted with Harvey and his family, but has passed them a few times on the street.

  • Westley

    Current age: 2 years old
    Weight: 20 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: 7, but haven’t been named yet
    Mate: Buttercup
    Littermates: Unknown
    Coloring: Gray, with black stripes and white paws

    Westley is a friendly cat who can be a bit rough with his kittens. However, he loves Buttercup and is going to try and be gently with his kittens. He works at the local Jeep dealership, and has met Harvey a couple of times. They are close friends, and on top of that, Harvey and Westley could be mistaken for identical twins despite age differences.

  • Rebecca

    Current age: 2 years old
    Weight: 21 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: No information provided
    Mate: Name was withheld
    Littermates: Unknown
    Coloring: Gray, with a few dark streaks of tan through her fur

    Rebecca is a cat who has opened up an ice cream shop in Pawsville. It is where Mavis gets her beloved cabbage ice cream, and where many kittens go for a treat. Many cats like Rebecca, as she is always nice and gives large scoops of ice cream. She is also known for her unique amount of protection that she has placed around her kittens, as no cat knows their names, what they look like, or even their favorite video game, as they are homeschooled.

  • White Shadow

    Current age: Has not said
    Weight: 19 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: Artemisia, Dichondra, Echeveria, Smokey, Sliver
    Mate: Lives in a different town
    Littermates: Unknown
    Coloring: Whiteish gray, with a few streaks of gray through her fur

    White Shadow has just moved to Pawsville, and has not been interacting with other cats yet. In fact, no one knows her age. She has just had kittens, and wanted them to grow up in a place like Pawsville. Her mate chose to stay in another town, so cats may want to help her raise her kittens.

  • Mavis’s Kittens

    (we’re doing all of them at once because names were withheld):

    Current ages: 6 months, 6 months, 6 months, 6 months, 6 months, and 6 months
    Weights: 6.8 pounds, 7.1 pounds, 8.3 pounds, 6.2 pounds, 7.5 pounds, and 8 pounds
    Genders: Male, Female, Male, Male, Male, and Female
    Kittens: None, None, None, None, None, and None
    Mates: None, None, None, None, None, and None
    Littermates: Each other
    Coloring: Gray with black stripes, dark gray with black stripes, midnight black, blackish gray, completely black, and black with small gray patches on the eyes

    Mavis’s kittens are playful kittens, and unlike some kittens, work together to cause trouble in their middle school. Their proudest moment was when they launched mashed potato and carrot catapults at the front doors of the school, locking everyone inside. None of Mavis’s kittens like cabbages half as much as Mavis does.

  • Naya's Kittens

    (we’re doing all of them at once because names were withheld):

    Current ages: 5 months, 5 months, 5 months, 5 months, 5 months, and 5 months
    Weights: 6 pounds, 7.2 pounds, 5.3 pounds, 6.4 pounds, 6.8 pounds, and 5.7 pounds
    Genders: Male, Female, Female, Male, Male, and Female
    Kittens: None, None, None, None, None, and None
    Mates: None, None, None, None, None, and None
    Littermates: Each other
    Coloring: Gray with light black stripes, Black, Golden and orange, Black, Brown but light and dark, like a latte, and Gray

    Naya’s kittens are not troublemakers like their mama. In fact, one of Naya’s kittens returned 100 dollars of stolen money to Mavis. Mavis tried to pay them back in cabbages, but the kitten requested candy instead. Mavis looked confused, but agreed. Naya’s kittens were very independent when Naya was feeling very sad a couple of months after her kittens were born. However, Naya is very protective and loving of her kittens.

  • Ice

    Current age: 1
    Weight: 19 pounds
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: Rudyjudy
    Littermates: Judy jr., May, Maxine, Sir Maximus the second, Blackfur, and Hazel
    Coloring: Gray, with darker gray stripes spattered here and there

    Ice is one of Judy’s kittens who has done more serious work. He has his own detective agency, with Rice and Rice jr., 2 kitten enforcers (their biographies are there if you scroll down). He also tries to make time for Rudyjudy, who has her own life working as a technician at a film company. Ice has not solved any large cases yet, but has the confidence to do so. He doesn’t actually need his bodyguards, but it’s fun to have an extra show of muscle.

  • Judy jr.

    Current age: 1
    Weight: 18 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Ice, May, Maxine, Sir Maximus the second, Blackfur, and Hazel
    Coloring: Golden, with only a few streaks of darker fur

    Judy jr. is a very important cat who does not usually have the time to spend time with her family. When she was younger, she was diagnosed with a very special illness that made it so her brain could not forget something. She shined in school, and rose to be a professor at Harveyd University. She still tries to fly in sometimes, and loves to see her sibilings and parents again each time.

  • May

    Current age: 1
    Weight: 16 pounds
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: None
    Mate: Name was withheld
    Littermates: Ice, Judy jr., Maxine, Sir Maximus the second, Blackfur, and Hazel
    Coloring: Deep golden, with not even a streak of darker fur

    May was one of Judy’s quieter kittens when she was young, but now, she has risen up and is a well known diplomat. She as entered in many debate contests, and hopes that someday she will become the ambassador of the United Catstates of Camerica. May now has a life in a different town, and can only come back a few times a year, for summer or winter break, or when Judy calls her to ask if she will come back home and battle Rudy for some unknown reason.

  • Maxine

    Current age: 1
    Weight: 20 pounds:
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Ice, Judy jr., May, Sir Maximus the second, Blackfur, and Hazel
    Coloring: Dark golden all over

    Maxine is a rowdy kitten of Judy who has found her life in a gang. She only does petty theft, and enjoys it. However, Maxine will always return stolen items in the end. She has tried her paw at gambling dens and tainted her tongue with alcohol, but has never seemed to get a feel for either. Maxine is in one of the local gangs, so she can spend a lot of time with Judy, Max, and her littermates.

  • Sir Maximus the second

    Current age: 1
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Ice, Judy jr., May, Maxine, Blackfur, and Hazel
    Coloring: Golden, with assorted scratches and small scars on his fur

    Sir Maximus the second is one of Judy’s more battle hungry kittens. He owns his own axe (we’re not sure that’s legal), and wears a bulletproof vest the grocery store. However, he has found a cat he likes (we’re not allowed to give a name), and has gone on some late night trips out to bars and restaurants where he has been seen talking to an unknown cat. Sir Maximus the second is an honest cat though, and we’re sure he’d tell us who he was meeting if we took the time to ask.

  • Blackfur

    Current age: 1
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Ice, Judy jr., May, Maxine, Sir Maximus the second, and Hazel
    Coloring: Black and tortoiseshell all over, with short fur

    Blackfur is a very nice cat, but has shown a violent side when playing violent video games. He takes weapon making very seriously in them, and will throw out any less than perfect axe or sword. He is actually a weapon maker in real life, and tries to make each piece of armor, knife, and shield perfect. Blackfur has many varying moods, depending on how a day of weapon making went.

  • Hazel

    Current age: 1
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Ice, Judy jr., May, Maxine, Sir Maximus the Second, and Blackfur
    Coloring: Very similar to Blackfur

    Hazel is a peculiar cat, one you could say is way above her level. She could talk weeks before her sibilings, and has done some very interesting scientific studies. She is also a peace activist, and tries to stop her mother and Rudy from fighting. All we can say is - someday, Hazel’s name will go down in history for something truly amazing.

  • Rice

    Current age: 7 months
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Ghost, Phantom, Gingerbread, Rudy jr., and Blackspots jr.
    Coloring: Gray and white patches all over

    Rice is a very strong cat, and has sometimes overpowered his mother, Rudy. He works with Ice and Rice jr. To solve crimes, though he and Rice jr. are mainly just the brawn. Rice has fought for Rudy before against Judy’s kittens, but mainly prefers helping out Ice solve big detective cases and doesn’t care for fighting unless it is needed.

  • Ghost

    Current age: 7 months
    Gender: Male
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Rice, Phantom, Gingerbread, Rudy jr., and Blackspots jr.
    Coloring: white, with large tan splotches all over

    Ghost and Phantom were born almost identically, but they have some differences. Ghost enjoys archery very much, and loves to sneak around, like a ghost ironically. Ghost has used his very good archery skills against Judy’s kittens before, but prefers to unleash his forces on the red bullseye of a target. But if Ghost joined the military, we should pray for his enemies.

  • Phantom

    Current age: 7 months
    Gender: Female
    Kittens: None
    Mate: None
    Littermates: Rice, Ghost, Gingerbread, Rudy jr., and Blackspots jr.
    Coloring: Identical to Ghost

    Ghost and Phantom were born almost identically, but they have some differences. Phantom likes to speak up for what she believes, and does not like to sneak around like Ghost does. Phantom is also into poetry, and has written a few very inspiring poems about the wonders of candy and how it should be given out freely to all kittens.